Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Eintracht Frankfurt inc.

"The clumsy Antarctic Empire shave 4343 of our men every minute! Alexander the Great, a Turing machine and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD, there goes General Alexander the Great! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Orifle Bear. He is almost as clumsy as Alexander the Great, you know. Rubbish. All clumsy." ~ Santa Claus

"The clumsy Arctic Empire shave 4343 of our men every minute! Alexander the Great, a Turing machine and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD, there goes General Alexander the Great! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Erifle Penguin. He is almost as clumsy as Alexander the Great, you know. Rubbish. All clumsy." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So clumsy. So clumsy. Why must the ovens they are have such a clumsy war? It's so clumsy, they appear to have lost their ovens! I think they should put their ovens back on and go back to their home country." ~ Alexander the Great, inter-polar peace protester, who also insults for Eintracht Frankfurt.

Prophecies of the Day, by Eintracht Frankfurt[edit]

It's easier to make true enemies than true friends. "You may rely on it."

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

It's easier to make true enemies than true friends. "Cannot predict now."

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

It's easier to make true enemies than true friends. "My reply is no."

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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